never trust the narrator

A day without laughter is a day wasted - Journeys Through The Biscuit Tin: A Story of Mess, Magic & Always Being Hungry

The groom ripped his trousers. Someone whispered “this is real, isn’t it?” And I thought: yes. This is what deserves to be remembered.

For long stretches of the day, we weren’t even sure he was there.

Adam (groom, former skeptic)

It was all there, honest and stupid and beautiful.

Katherine (still confused how he did it)

He answered my question with a metaphor and a biscuit. 5 stars

Sophie (bridesmaid, hungry)

Nigel Thistlethwaite

Lead Taste Tester - Poisoned Confectionary Division

Rupert Glimpse

Head of Unclaimed Umbrellas

Arnold Whimsey-Bench

Minister of Champagne Diplomacy

Malcolm Tinge

Deputy Consultant, Napkin Crisis Response
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