never trust the narrator

A Journey Through The Biscuit Tin: A Story of Mess, Magic & Always Being Hungry

The groom ripped his trousers. Someone whispered “this is real, isn’t it?” And I thought: yes. This is what deserves to be remembered.

For long stretches of the day, we weren’t even sure he was there.

Adam (groom, former skeptic)

It was all there, honest and stupid and beautiful.

Katherine (still confused how he did it)

He answered my question with a metaphor and a biscuit. 5 stars

Sophie (bridesmaid, hungry)

The Man Behind The Chicken

Wedding Photography OG, not silent like Lasagne

What do you believe in? Kindness. Good socks. Light through leaves. Letting people hug too long if they need to.

Button To Nowhere

Clock Of Mystery

Clock Of Mystery

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Swipe to meet him again

Organisational Diagram of a Man in Four Hats

The team is tight-knit. Identical, even. We all agree on snacks, exposure, and philosophy. Disagreements are resolved in the mirror.

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Nigel Thistlethwaite

Lead Taste Tester - Poisoned Confectionary Division

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Rupert Glimpse

Head of Unclaimed Umbrellas

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Arnold Whimsey-Beach

Minister of Champagne Diplomacy

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Malcolm Tinge

Deputy Consultant, Napkin Crisis Response

Some Questions, Some Answers

What If the Weather Is Moody, Like My Cousin Greg?

An Interview with a man who saw too much